LOLLIPOP TREE.
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1) One fine day in early spring I played a funny trick;
Right in the yard behind our hourse, I planted a lollipop stick.
Then every day I watered it well and watched it carefully;
I hoped one day that stick would grow to be a lollipop tree.
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CHORUS:
Ah ha ha, Oh ho ho, what a place to be;
Under my lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lolli, lolli, lollipop tree.
Ah ha ha, Oh ho ho, what a place to be;
Under my lollipop, lollipop, lollipop, lolli, lolli, lollipop tree.
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2) Then one day I woke to find a very lovely sight,
A tree all full of lollipops had grown in the dead of night.
Well, I sat beneath that wonderful tree and looked up with a grin;
And when I opened up my mouth a lollipop dropped right in. (Chorus)
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3) Winter came and days grew cold as winter days will do.
And on my tree, my lovely tree, not one little lollipop grew.
From every branch an icicle hung. The limbs were bare as bones.
But when I broke those icicles off, they turned into ice cream cones. (Chorus)
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Westward Ho! Medley.
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Drunk last night, drunk the night before,
Going to get drunk tonight
Like I never got drunk before!
For when I'm drunk,
I'm as happy as can be;
For I am a member of the DUTCH FAMILY.
For the Dutch Family, is the best family,
Ever to come over from Old Germany.
There's the Amsterdam Dutch
And the Rotterdam Dutch
The Pottsdam Dutch,
And the other dern Dutch!
Singing Glorious! Glorious!
One Keg of the Beer for the four of us.
Glory be, that there are no more of us,
That one of us can drink it all alone.
All alone (all alone). All alone (all alone).
None of us can drink it all alone.
Glory be that there are no more of us,
That one of us can drink it all alone.
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[repeat with "SOUSE FAMILY."]
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Oh come along, boys, and listen to my tale,
I'll tell you all my troubles
on the ol' Chisholm trail.
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CHORUS: Come a Ti Yi Yipee Yipee Yay! Yipee Yay!
Come a Ti Yi Yipee Yipee Yay! (repeat chorus)
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With my boots in my saddle,
And my head in the horn,
I'm the best dang cowpuncher Ever Born......
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I eat bacon & beans most everyday
And soon I'll be grazin' on Prairie Hay........
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You may sing with the cattle
You may sing with the birds,
And it ain't gonna matter
If ya don't know the words.......
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I'm goin' to the wagon
And draw out my pay
'cause I ain't runnin' cattle
Even one more day........
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Oh come with me my Phyllis Dear
Through yonder mountain see.
Where the blossoms smell the sweetest,
Oh come and rove with me.
It's every Sunday Morning,
When I am at your side.
We'll jump into the wagon
And we'll take a ride. (Chorus)
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CHORUS:
Wait for the wagon!
Wait for the wagon!
Wait for the wagon,
And we'll all take a ride!
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Where the river flows like silver,
Where birds they sing so sweet.
I have a cabin Phyllis,
And something good to eat.
So listen to my story,
It will relieve my heart,
And jump into the wagon,
And then we will start! (Chorus)
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As we travel on life's journey
We'll go until we stop.
And if we have no trouble,
We'll reach the very top.
So come with me dear Phyllis,
My sweet my lovely bride;
And jump into the wagon,
And we'll all take a ride! (Chorus 2x)
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ALOUETTE.
1) Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Je te plumerai la tête
Je te plumerai la tête
Et la tête, et la tête
Alouette, Alouette
Oh! (Chorus)
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CHORUS:
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
Alouette, gentille Alouette
Alouette je te plumerai
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2) Je te plumerai le nez
Je te plumerai le nez
Et le nez, et le nez
Alouette, Alouette
Oh! (Chorus)
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3) Je te plumerai les yeux
Je te plumerai les yeux
Et les yeux, et les yeux
Alouette, Alouette
Oh! (Chorus)
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4) Je te plumerai le cou
Je te plumerai le cou
Et le cou, et le cou
Alouette, Alouette
Oh! (Chorus)
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5) Je te plumerai les ailes
Je te plumerai les ailes
Et les ailes, et les ailes
Alouette, Alouette
Oh! (Chorus)
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6) Je te plumerai le dos
Je te plumerai le dos
Et le dos, et le dos
Alouette, Alouette
Oh! (Chorus)
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7) Je te plumerai les pattes
Je te plumerai les pattes
Et les pattes, et les pattes
Alouette, Alouette
Oh! (Chorus)
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8) Je te plumerai la queue
Je te plumerai la queue
Et la queue, et la queue
Alouette, Alouette Oh! (Chorus)
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Tribute to Disney Medley.
Salicadoola, Menchicaboola,
Bippity Boppity Boo!
Put 'em together and what do you got?
Bippity, Boppity Boo! [repeat]
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Salicadoola means,
Menchcaboolaroo!
But the thing-a-ma-bob
That does the job is
Bippity, Boppity Boo!
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Salicadoola, Mencicaboola,
Bippity, Boppity Boo!
Put 'em together and what do you got?
Bippity Boppity, Bippity Boppity,
Bippity Boppity Boo!
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Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho!
To make your troubles go,
You just keep singing all day long
With a Heigh, Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho,
Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho!
And if you're feeling low,
You positively can't go wrong
With a Heigh, Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho! Heigh Ho!
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Look for the Bare Necessities
Those simple Bare Necessities,
Forget about your worries and your strife,
I mean those Bare Necessities
Or Mother Nature's Recipes
That bring the Bare Necessities to life.
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Lavender Blue, dilly dilly!
Lavender Green!
If I am King, dilly dilly!
I'll need a Queen.
Lavender Blue, dilly dilly!
Lavender Green!
Then you'll be King, dilly dilly!
And I'll be your Queen.
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When you wish up on a star,
Makes no difference who you are!
Anything your heart desires
Will come to you.
Like a bolt out of the blue,
Fate steps in and sees you through.
When you wish upon a star.
Your dreams come true.
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His land is greatest!
His land is the best,
From the grassy plains
To the mountain crests!
He's ahead of his song
Which he puts to the test,
And following his legend,
Right into the west.
Davy, Davy Crockett;
Striving for liberty!
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Zippidee-doo-dah! Zippidee-ay!
My! Oh My, what a wonderful day.
Plenty of sunshine
Headin' my way!
Zippidee-doo-dah! Zippidee-ay
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Mr. Bluebird on my shoulder,
It's the truth! It's actual!
Everthing is satisfactual!
Zippidee-doo-dah! Zippidee-ay!
Wonderful feelin'
Wonderful Day!
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With toppance and paper and string,
You can have your own set of wings
With your feet on the ground
You a bird in flight,
With your fist holdin' tight,
To the string of your kite!
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Oh-oh-oh let's go fly a kite,
Up to the highest height!
Let's go fly a kite,
and send it soaring
Up in the atmosphere,
Up where the air is clear,!
Oh let's go, fly a kite!
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Frere Jacques
Frere Jacques? Frere Jacques,
Dormez vous? Dormez Vous?
Sonez le matines.
Sonez les matines.
Din din don!
Din din Don!
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How to Handle a Woman.
Song by Jay Lerner--From "Camelot.
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How to handle a woman,
There’s a way said a wise old man,
A way know by every woman,
Since the whole rigmarole began!
Do I flatter her, I begged him answer,
Do I threaten or cajole or plea,
Do I brood or play the gay romancer?
Said he, smiling, "No, indeed!"
"How to handle a woman,
Mark me well, I will tell you sir!
The way to handle a woman,
Is to love her, simply love her,
Merely love her, love her, Love her!"
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